GEMINIx

Geepers.

Thankfully no one in the weekly departmental meeting knows that you’re being mildly harassed by the restless dead.

That’s why your lights are flickering, and your TV keeps tuning into the shopping channel.

Maybe you should buy that genuine 14ct gold-plated faux emerald necklace and offer it to you ancestors?

If you don’t start taking care of yourself, you’ll turn into the even-more-restless living.

Ease off on the tearoom danishes; the sugar coma is dulling your greatest assest.

No, not that one.

I mean your mind.

Cancel the infomercial necklace and offer pastries instead.

Join The Cosmic Cauldron for FREE and get exclusive early-bird access to your monthly horoscope, weekly forecasts and more.